Christians what would you do if you died and met Osiris?

I met Osiris at the last convention and as usual he brought that tart Isis with him. Oh she is such a busy body. Well anyway Osiris got talking to Shiva about existentialism and just seemed to go on for hours and hours. It just sucked the life out of the room you know. I'll never go to another convention where the egyptian gods are invited. Now last year Loki showed up and that was a totally blast. Half way through the night he grabbed one of Zeus' thunderbolts and started chasing Dionysus around the room zapping him in the bum. Oh he is such a card.